Fuck All Y'all - Bottle Safety Matches, Black, Funny Gift
For the days when the energy is low but the boundaries are high. Our Fuck All Y’all safety matches deliver unapologetic attitude with sleek black match tips that match the mood. Perfect for lighting a candle, clearing the air, or making a statement without saying a word. Packaged in a chic glass bottle with a gold lid, they’re the ultimate blend of sophistication and zero-fucks-left elegance.
Why customers love it:
• Moody + modern: Bold black match tips that feel elevated and edgy.
• Instant attitude: A top pick for shoppers who love humor with a side of honesty.
• Display-ready: A glass bottle that looks luxe on coffee tables, shelves, or gift displays.
• Effortless add-on: Pairs perfectly with candles, self-care gifts, and breakup bundles.
Product details:
• Glass bottle with gold lid
• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”
• Weight: 1.8 oz
• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips
• Striker on the side of the bottle
Best for gifting + merchandising:
• Breakups + glow-up gifting
• Friendship + “just because” humor
• Housewarming, hostess gifts, and lifestyle boutiques
• Modern, irreverent merchandising moments
Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.
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